1. My entire family decided to leave for England just before my exams and won't be back until early January so the house has become a UN certified war zone. Case in point; the usually charming cleaning lady damned me to my own filth, despite coming in twice a week. It took me a few minutes to find my laptop.
2. Currently, I'm living off rice crackers, fruit in various stages of decay and lime cordial. In all honesty, life just turned itself on its head and I don't really give enough of a rat's ass to cook or do anything else that seems mildly conducive towards, you know, living. Case in point; it's 12:06pm and I'm still wearing my pyjamas. Surely I'm eligible for a humanitarian food drop by now?
3. Non-sequitur. You would think that being 25 and on the cusp of finishing one's medical degree would disqualify an individual from relying on Facebook to convey passive aggression but THINK AGAIN! Apparently, it's complicated. (Trust me, I'm sniggering at the postmodernity of it all.)
2 comments:
Glad to hear you are not being eaten alive by Alsatians though...
Well, my life seems to be following some kind of Bridget Jones script at the moment so if I don't blog within the next few weeks, I think it'd be a safe bet that I've been eaten alive by Alsatians. Loves.
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